Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll

Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll

Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumberginity 

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

slumberginity by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009

slutburger 

Hamburgers from Carl's Jr. as advertised by Paris Hilton.

Yo dog, let's take the Escalade down to Carl's Jr. and get us some slutburgers!

slutburger by Bear Midriff May 28, 2005

Slumbergate 

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.

Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."

Slumbergate by Kable24 December 19, 2008

Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

Slutmergency by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Slutberry 

A slut who hasn't gotten here cherry popped.

"Yo I want a slutberry because i have done a virgin In a well."

Slutberry by Jawswillkill123 July 30, 2016

slutbernation

A time in your life before you’re in a committed relationship where you have sex with a lot of people but don’t have any connection to it.

I went through slutbernation before I found my fiancé. I’m glad I found someone great so I don’t have to go spend my years in slutbernation.

slutbernation by PoopsieDizzle October 24, 2017