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Hitting on multiple people in the hopes that one will pan out, but getting awkwardly trapped in the middle of shenanigans.

Similar to burning a candle on both ends, when you get close to the center and things have a lot of potential to go wrong, you have to choose which end to blow
I was hitting on these two third-year law students all night, so when the bar was closing and I realized they were friends, I thought "Shit, you just slut yourself into a corner and might go home alone."
by HStCorridor April 29, 2010

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