| 1. | lounge lizard | ||
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noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon. Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?" "He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink. Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures." "I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league." |
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| 2. | Slut monkey | ||
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A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest. "Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
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| 3. | friend slut | ||
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A person promiscuous in whom he or she considers friends. That girl from New Canada, Mary Beth, is such a friend slut: she has 464 friends on Facebook.
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| 4. | thunder lizard | ||
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When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder. Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever
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| 5. | Stunt Slut | ||
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A girl who rides her own bike, and befriends all the stunters just because they do stunts and have a bike. A girl who is basically a homie hopper, but hops from stunter to stunter. A tank skank, lot lizard, homie hopper, and wheelie whore ALL IN ONE! So much for tank skank, this girl is a stunt slut all around
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| 6. | liquor lizard | ||
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a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks. "look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
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| 7. | pit-lizard | ||
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racecar groupie,A girl who is only interested in dating or doing a racecar driver.see nerf-bird check out the hooters on that pit-lizard!!
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