slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

slurrr

The infamous & iconic combination of the two words slay + purrr

Originating from the mind of angelhatehentai on Twitter & has since been spread through her TikTok & Instagram pages (angelhasnotalent) to include various other phrases:

- slurriod (slay + periodt)
- snahhh (slay + nahh)
- slaaasss (slay + yaaaasss)

Friend 1: "Omg that top is so cute SLURRR!!!!!"
Friend 2: "Thank you bestie ily so much"

Me to myself: "I look so hot today, SLURRR!"

slurrr by gigi9438 August 6, 2023

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

Slurryitus Cystitis by Upchucker March 31, 2009

Line Cook Slurry 

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

Line Cook Slurry by searingxheretic July 12, 2011

Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

Slurshed by Mackswell leavey July 10, 2017

Slurryhead 

A chung laaad mad at silage or slurry and always sending snapchats of his tractor or of himself in the cab with his beour and silage songs going full belt.

jaysus bai he's some slurryhead idn't he

Slurryhead by ford2000 April 15, 2021

Slurry Guts 

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.

That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.

Slurry Guts by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018