slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

by headJ. libbs July 17, 2006

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018