The combination of the words "stalk" and "lurk". This commonly takes place on social networking sites (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) where an individual spends countless hours looking through people's profiles.
So you heard Ronnie broke up with Sammi again?

No way! How did you hear about this?

I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.
by rapaddict40 October 06, 2010
To move with bad intentions in a manner similar to a slither (especially when care is taken to escape notice).
The fiend slurked through the streets, awaiting an opportunity to strike a hapless citizen.
by Paul Leeti April 28, 2008
v. A combination of slinking and lurking: Slurking occurs when one strolls along with a slight bounce in their step, as if a giant slinky were to sprout legs and walk, while simultaneously lurking about. Slink + Lurk = Slurk.
What is he doing?? Oh you know, just slurkin around.

by brittany racht November 19, 2006
verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}
Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.
by Fitzfernald February 26, 2012
someone (particularly female) who tries to make friends with everyone, and abandoning their real friends in the progress but when the he/she loses contact with these new friends, tries to befriend the old ones again.
Gabriella moved me down on her top friends the other day, did she move you down too?
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.
by johnnnn56789 December 04, 2008
This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.
1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.

2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
by Acebinkley August 09, 2005

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