Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

slired 

to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.

sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving

slired by scp February 19, 2005

slurder 

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

slurder by Ravyn February 9, 2005

slurdledurdle 

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

slurdledurdle by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

Soured Out 

the feeling of being angry, sad, disgusted, disappointed, tired, and irritated all combined; originated in Spiro, Oklahoma

M: "What do you wanna do tonight?"
TY: "Who gives a shit, I'm SOURED OUT!"

D: "Hey man lets head to the lake"
Ty: "I'm out! I'm just gonna sit here in my SpongBob pajamas today, I'm SOURED OUT!"

J: "Do you wanna go the the fire pit tonight?
TY: "Maaaaan fuck your firepit, I'm SOURED OUT!"

Soured Out by soured out May 1, 2013

slired 

Sleepy and Tired

I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired

slired by OG77 November 16, 2010

slurged 

when a person/people drink excessively.

"My mate got well slurged yesterday"

slurged by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017