South City Slugger 

The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.

Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!

Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.

South City Slugger by dimmer2969 April 13, 2009

Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

Slughorn 

A Slughorn is pretty much an undesirable woman with a loud mouth. Whether she is fat, ugly or a straight up retard, she must be undesirable.

However, in some circumstances a desirable woman may be called a slughorn. For example during times of drunken frustration or when she has just pissed you off.

1.
When that drunken fat chick at the footy wouldn't shut the fuck up! Leon had no choice but to call her a Slughorn.

2.
" You have too slay a few Slughorns to get to the Princess."

Slughorn by Benndoggy June 26, 2012

cunt slugger 

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

cunt slugger by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

sluggard 

A lazy, sluggish person.

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9

sluggard by notasluggard September 18, 2012

st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.

Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?

st louis slugger by A-C-E - ACE!!! June 14, 2010

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

louisville slugger by phil johnson June 20, 2006