The ideal woman, typically fifteen pounds overweight, middle-class, and Caucasian. Sluggies are cross-overs of "sluts" and "druggies", characterized by their frequent drug use, unappealing slutatious behavior, and excessive eye makeup. Sluggies often are mistaken for emos or rockers, and are most likely to be seen in America's white suburbia. They worship black people, drama, and the exchange of insincere hugs.
Student: "Aw, man. The sluggies are hogging the sidewalk again!"