A Slugger or Sluggermon is a mythical slug-like being, which is typically green, slimy and sensitive to salty substances. Frequently referred to as the child of Rachel Stevens or a fan of Girls Aloud and Finch, the Slugger is a mutation of a human which has become sluggish and moderately entertaining, depending on the environment in which it is nurtured; warm environments, where a radiator is still emitting heat, can lead to aggravation and as a consequence violence. Sluggers can sometimes develop into Sluggercrows, which abandon their slimy characteristics for those of a bird.
“Sluggermon I choose you!”
“Ca caw.”
“Wow, it’s producing mathematical objects!”
“Slime attack Slugger!”
by XX, XY May 11, 2006
Top Definition
Slugger - A slang term used to tell someone to chill the hell out in a humorous way.
" Whoa calm down slugger "
by []D.[].[]\/[].[]D September 24, 2003
lit. baseball bat...Louisville Baseball Bat Brand
Claude smashed the crap out of his boyfriend with his slugger.
by Damn Slugger April 20, 2005
That one guy we all know who seems to get all the ugly bitches. He also happens to have an abnormally large cock for his age.
Nick: wow look at that kid
Zack: ikr he is like the biggest slugger of all time
Joe: thanks guys
by Thick nick October 08, 2014

1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement
2. someone who is extremely messy
"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!"

"It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed."

by freckkkle November 05, 2009
an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.
brendan got a louisville slugger
by jd August 01, 2004
A large joint, in the shape of a louisville slugger bat.
Hey man pass that slugger down the line.
by ClintJw August 03, 2006
pne of the nik names of jarv
oy slug come over here
by jarv April 23, 2005

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