Name given to anybody who regularly acts, or is acting like a complete tool. Generally, a slaggard will have a brain that is smaller than that of an emu.
It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.
A nearly orgasmic enjoyment of all tentacle-, snail- or sluglike accessoires like earings, pendants or piercings, also used for fitting cartoon characters. The core meaning is not sexual. It is used to describe the chill of excitement those things have to offer.
Sometimes also used to describe the famous video game "day of the tentacle".