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The act of having sexual relations with a disease-riddled ex-girlfriend on an elevator in a shitty hotel with the express purpose of contracting a disease in order to avoid taking exams and/or raising the child conceived in said elevator, then smoking a post-coitus bacon flavored cigarette.
Rather than study for his exams, Dirty Johnny called up his ex-girlfriend for a little sugerman.

Slurrmon 

A drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. Usually large sections of the slurrmon are pronounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. Incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. Usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. Also known to occur simply amongst friends.
"After that geezer had finished off that bottle of vodka he didn't half deliver a good slurrmon to that taxi driver".
"I've been known to give a good slurrmon when I've had one too many".
Slurrmon by El-Mundo October 10, 2013

SuperMonis 

“i like to touch kids,”
“damn you’re acting like supermonis!”
SuperMonis by bsbdkxncmw July 13, 2021

Supermonkey 

An affectionate term used to describe a highly evolved negro who, though highly intelligent for his kind, is not as intelligent as a common monkey.
Person 1: Dang, word on the street is that Howard's valedictorian this year was actually able to read AND write.

Person 2: Yup, I know her, her name is Shaneekwa. She's a real supermonkey.
Supermonkey by Mighty Israel March 12, 2009
the coolest family in the world
oh, she must be a sugerman.
sugerman by bellaella March 28, 2009

Sugarmonkey

Get the fuck out of here you sugarmonkey
Sugarmonkey by FiercelyDeadInside September 4, 2021