Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Rotten Sled 

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

Rotten Sled by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

Shredsignaling 

The action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's awesome, shreddy bike and/or bike related components and gear or the moral superiority of one's bike related knowledge and equipment. Originally used by the cast of The Path Podcast on Mountain Bike Radio (www.mountainbikeradio.com).

Nathan encountered another rider who was riding a lower model bike and began shredsignaling as he explained his new, custom bike parts to the rider.

Shredsignaling by sickridebro January 27, 2019

Shredicles 

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

Shredicles by Kappi69 July 5, 2009

Shred Life 

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.

I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.

Shred Life by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010

Shred Ass 

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

Shred Ass by Perrier August 1, 2018