Luke SlowWalker 

Someone who has two speeds, slow and stop. They don't so much walk as they proceed in slow motion.

It took you three minutes on a two minute walk there Luke SlowWalker.

Luke SlowWalker by Steven Michael SykeS July 26, 2006

slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slow walker 

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.

A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.

Slow walker by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011

slow walker 

one who feels thay must move 100 times slower then you do

i was trying to get to class but the slow walker was in my way

slow walker by qwertyass June 1, 2010

slow walker 

a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.

fangirl: who's your fave SA character?

me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)

slow walker by my.junk.is.sa March 15, 2008

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

Slow-walker by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

slowballer 

a slowballer is an internet word spun off of cornball or goofball. the verb form is slowballing, typically used when someone is being slow in a convo.

jeff: whats weong with bro?
bob: dw bros a slowballer lol

jeff: yoo finally ur back, what happened?
bob: i was tryna explain something to my lil bro but he was slowballin so hard.

jeff: wsp?
bob: i slowballed a convo and now they think im retarded...
jeff: certified slowballer xd
bob: stfu

slowballer by troughboy June 7, 2024