Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

Slowassery by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

Slowpass

The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.

Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.

Slowpass by Psynth April 10, 2010

Slowass

Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.

Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.

Slowass by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011

Slowvak 

Slowvak is described as the act of taking your cousin on a date and having sexual intercourse with them.

Hey bro, how was your weekend? It was awesome, my cousin Sherri came over for dinner, ended the night with a Slowvak.

Slowvak by PuffDaddy457 June 14, 2018

slovas 

A person who is behaviorally slow.

A slovas is someone who is known to peforms actions slowly, often taking much longer to complete tasks than the average person.

"Isn't he done yet? What a slovas!"
"The boss is always late. She is such a slovas."

slovas by mdawt November 15, 2011

slowvato 

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?
Novato kid: slowvato
Petaluma kid: oh that sucks
Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to san marin

slowvato by tinaford13 January 14, 2008

slowfast 

A condition when you take something intended to wake you up (caffeine, energy drink, etc) at the same time you take something intended to calm you down or put you to sleep (adderall, sleeping pills).

Your body ends up feeling very sleepy/sluggish while your mind is usually racing and awake. Not a fun experience.

I took a 5 hour energy and benadryl and ended up slowfasting.

slowfast by Cold kelp January 27, 2021