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Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
by Wordcreator123bxtch August 17, 2011
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When you sneak up behind a girl and poke her with your boner.
I slow poked your mom
by John Belvadeere March 27, 2009
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v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion
"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"
by Optik April 28, 2006
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warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg
narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...

zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly

narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
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