1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
by Sandreeka January 08, 2012

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When you sneak up behind a girl and poke her with your boner.
I slow poked your mom
by John Belvadeere March 27, 2009

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v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion
"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"
by Optik April 28, 2006

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warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg
narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...

zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly

narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004

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A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.
Me: Slowpoke and Exeggutor are such great Pokemon, right guys?
Everyone: Shut up, genwunner
by Teeser May 29, 2017

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Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)
I am a SLOWPOKE!
via giphy
by Lessfrog May 16, 2017

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