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full of old people and hoarse people; boring i wish i didnt live in slowcala.
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Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town. Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate. |
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A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it. Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day. Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man. |
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Ocala, Florida The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends. Seriously, I'm not joking. Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala? |
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ocala florida.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever. inhabited by horses && old people. the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that. did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them. damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster. |
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Term used to define Ocala, Florida a small town in Marion county that there's next to nothing to do in in comparison to somewhere such as Gainesville however, in comparison to Orange Lake, where I live, it's a more desireable place to live. Dude: Ocala is soooooooooo boring.
Chic: try living in Orange Lake, then tell me about boring. |
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1)da most stankin place on the planet!Fo sho!
2)Home to many and the majority of nursing homes and all adult only appartment complexes or communities. *Da older the person driving is, the longer their car gets.* 3)HOrse capitol of the world!Yee hA! Person on I-75 asking for directions:"Yo wats the exit for Ocala?"
Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you must mean Orlando!" 76 year old man drives a 1994 Chevy capris. 80 year old drives an extended-bed Chevy silverado. Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!" Showhorse ower 2:"nu uh!mine has a braided mane!" |
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a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive. kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!
father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?! |
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