When your friends tell you something and you go WHHHHAAATTTTT???? and then they explain and you go OH LMAO!... you are slow.
When your name is Vickie... you are slow.
When your girlfriend and your best friend make fun of you because you don't get anything they say... you are slow.
2) A person who is not particularly quick in their mental processes.
See also retard, stupid
2)That girl is so slow she failed the driving test five times.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.
The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".
"He was just slow"
"Mikey's failing math again!"
"Don't worry about honey.....he's just a little slow"
B: Shit man! That's bad! I need some slow, I've been way to productive lately.