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To the general public, who obviously know nothing about cars, the Honda Civic's prime selling point is its relativly low price and wide readily available assortment of after-market parts. Any car can be made to go 155MPH provided you have the right parts and the right knowlege to tune it, as I have with my own. I spent little on the parts that were nessessary in improving the car performance. To date, with only about 8000 spent, this car can out perform on acceleration, top speed, fuel economy and handling than most mustang Gt's, WRXs, Boxters, and so on. As an economy class sub-compact, the 2001-2005 Honda Civic sports a 1.7L single-cam gasoline engine, (in our groups case have made over 250 safe HP for daily driving) it is a excellent platform for modification. Its low initial cost and lightwieght frame give the Civic the potentional of EXTREME performance which many sluggish V8s cannot even dream of. Make fun the the civic all you want, buck for buck, this car IS the smarter choice for people who "know". turbo tuned honda civic equals performace for price. Don't bother comparing it to a V10 like most idiots do.
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| 2. | civic | ||
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Slow car, driver often heard bragging of his auto-x times at the strip, and his drag times at auto-x events. Often forget vtec was used in Honda minivans, mistaking it for a high performance modification. Ricer: y0 daWg I can't beleev mah Mugen Civic Type GTS, Vtec juz lost to that Yugo, homie!
Friend: Maybe he gotz nawz y0. Ricer: I'm gonnna getz me mo stickaz dawg. Friend: Wurd. |
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| 3. | Tampon | ||
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Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one. Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know? Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one. Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings. |
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| 4. | lm | ||
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Acronym for Lawn Mower, referring to a very slow, four wheeled motor vehicle with a broken or distastefully modified muffler, causing it to sound like a Lawn Mower. The operators of these vehicles are generally men between the ages of 16 and 25 who enjoy making noise with their mufflers by driving around using the lowest possible gear. This often results in attempts at races with high performance automobiles and motorcycles, obviously ending shame. Rider of Suzuki GSX-R1000 high performance motorcycle:
"Look at this guy in the Honda Civic with the fart can, is he trying to race me? What an LM!" "That LM is all show and no go." |
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| 5. | Ford Escort | ||
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A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior! 1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race? 3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning. |
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| 6. | Rice | ||
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A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.
The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice. R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition. Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice." |
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| 7. | Turbocharged Hawtness | ||
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a milano red ek civic with a underpowered turbocharged b16 with a way to small turbo and cool champ white valve cover... also the owner thinks said civic is tha ish!!! PERSON 1: hey did you see Brooks' "turbocharged hawtness" milano red ek coupe?
PERSON 2: ya i did that thing is way wak but he thinks it is the ish!!! PERSON 1: WERD!!! |
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