The "biggest" country ever!! All Slovenian people are named Janez. Slovenia also has the longest coastline in whole universe.
Pope: I live in the world's biggest state, Vatican!!
Janez: No You don't, Slovenia is bigger!
SLOVENIA is a country in the south-east part of central Europe and IT'S NOT SLOVAKIA!
SLOVENIA =/= SLOVAKIA
SLOVENIA is not
SLO-VEN-IA is not
slo VEN ia
slo VAK ia
understand now? riiiiight.
A beautiful country on the sunny side of the Alps.
Slovenia is nice.
slovenia, claimed its independance in the year 1991, although it part of many other countries till now, known as having their own culture since the 11th century. they gave themselves their name already in the 16th century, although bein part of the austro-hungarian empire untill the empire broke, with croatia and bosnia, they joined serbia into a country called SHS kingdom (kraljevina slovencev, hrvatov in serbov) wich in 1934 renamed to Yugoslavia. after many years, slovenia, croatia and many other countries decided to claim independance, but the slovene started the idea, and the main reason why serbia 'is said to' dislike slovenia more than the other countries. out of the whole of yugoslavia, slovenia was the most forward technologically, and wich only 2million people, and a very small part of the whole 'country' of yugoslavia at the time still made 25% of yugoslavias income, making it one of the most prosperous countries for its size. in 2004 slovenia joined the EU along with 9 other countries, being one of the smallest, still had the strongest economy.
Slovenia is called the green piece of europe, and its very true, over 56% of slovenia is covered by trees. its also been said to be one of the most beautiful places on earth, having everything, from mountains, to mountain lakes, to the seaside, to beautiful wine 'farms', to some of the biggest caves that contain animals that cannot be found anywhere else, and the best thing is you can see all that in a day. its defin...
A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Slovenian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Slovenian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Peter.
Pino Mlakar who is a ballet dancer, typical profession for a slovenian man, who often want to breed and continue their dysfunctional way of life and also well known for not treating women appropriately.
A small country often confused with Slovakia, but there is a major differance.
Slovenia is a country.
A beautiful yet small country on the border of Italy. Capital is (pardon any spelling errors) Lbujabna (see what I mean? lol) pronounced LOOB-lo-YAWN-ah. A kick ass country. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SLOVAKIA!
Many american slovenians live in Cleveland. See my definetion for ohio
Slovenia is a beautiful counrty!