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A person who doesn't take care of themselves; a loser.
Look at that guy. He's such a slouch.
by Patrick Walker November 10, 2005
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one who dresses bad, looks bad, and is a social outcast. One who performs badly with the opposite sex and wears torn up clothes. Is good at nothing and enjoys his weekends sitting at home
Stop playing your gameboy your such a slouch!
You wear that same sweatshirt everyday ur just a sloch
Look at that slouchy shirt your wearing...where did u get it K-Mart
Your such a slouch...you have scored 0 points this season
Your the biggest slouch i know...you sit at home and watch tv all day
by JPotts December 26, 2005
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loser, complete idoit, whore, dirtiest of the dirties
Courtney Coffee is the biggest slouch of tennessee
by Annonmyous March 11, 2005
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to show extreme signs of laziness and unwillingness to perform simple tasks
Luke, every time I see you you're slumped down in a chair doing nothing. You're such a slouch!
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To put a lot of baby powder or gold bond on your nuts and wear sweat pants all day.
I saw John in the halls today, he told me he was slouching.
by HAIRY SHFINE November 04, 2010
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A very dirty whore.

One who is lazy.

A slut who gets with 4 guys in one night.

"do you see that slouch over there?" "YEAH! LOOK AT HER SLOUCH ALL OVER HIS DICK!"
by harry para April 06, 2008
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An adjective that is used to describe your personality. It describes not only your physical appearance but also the way you carry yourself

Similar to swag, in that it is usually a positive word.

Gathers inspiration from both the band How's My Slouch and the slouchie beanie.
A:"How's my slouch?"
B:"good man."

C: Yo, her slouch is on point
by checkthisslouch December 21, 2010
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