A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.
1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.
"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"