sloppy seconds

1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.

1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.

by Shawn Asanto Morgan October 2, 2006

sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.

"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?

by KHD August 30, 2003

sloppy seconds

Sloppy Joe sandwiches left-over from a previous meal.

For breakfast Tim decided to have sloppy seconds.

by cock-knocker January 19, 2003

sloppy seconds

Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.

I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.

by V October 12, 2004

sloppy seconds

The seif-proclaimed Kings of Junk Rock, hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana, blasting out three chord musical hooks more than Grandpa's tacklebox.

The musical group, Sloppy Seconds, is the best punk rock band in the world.

by kelly williams December 6, 2003

sloppy seconds

getting to someones mom after they have already creamed her

dude, ur mom is nothing but sloppy seconds now

by g-unit!!! January 23, 2006

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 16, 2003