When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.
Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.
by Old Grit March 27, 2011

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a very loose and free lipped vagina that has a bad habit of cumming too early and uncontrollably. noun
man i fucked that woman so hard that she left me with a sloppy joe.
by fsdbk November 04, 2010

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Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."

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When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.
Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"
by Warrio Dunken September 20, 2009

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When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.
"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."
by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009

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When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.
Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.
by sloppyguy April 30, 2009

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When you have spunk on you hand and you wipe it over a unsuspecting victim
Glen "get tumi, have a sloppy joe"
by Tumi mosiki March 25, 2009

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