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when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.
chris: man i gave myself a sloppy oscar.
arne: dude i hear they hurt.
by CACKLE KIDS September 05, 2010

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