A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.
"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."
by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009
An Italian man that wears a dirty wife-beater.
person 1: Damn did you see sloppy Joe?
person 2: Yeah he had sauce all over his wife-beater.
by susie wong February 19, 2008
When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.
Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.
by sloppyguy April 30, 2009
sloppy cunt
-You're such a sloppy cunt!
-shhh there are kids around
-ohhh! you're such a sloppy joe!
by ptaztic April 08, 2010
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