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A term used in the Chicago Suburbs to describe extreme intoxication. Directed mostly towards women as being sloppy drunks, hence Marry-Kate Drunk. Though no one really knows if a Marry Kate inspired the phrase it symbolizes the good girl who happened to get shit faced. That show choir girl got MKD'd and barfed on my lap, dirty whore!
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| 2. | Saskatoon | ||
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Located at 52.2°N latitude and 106.7°W latitude, one of the most all-around beautiful cities in Canada, and the greatest place in Saskatchewan. It's easy to find your way around, has a great Thriftlodge motel on 42nd and Idlywyld Dr., which is cheap but still near-magnificient, Radio Cab company which has the nicest drivers of any cab company I've ever ridden with, a 3-story A&B Sound right outside the Greyhound station, and scores of nice people who are proud to live in a clean, compact city. Saskatoon is much better than Regina, which is full of loud, sloppy drunks, usually donning Molson Canadian or Budweiser caps; or Swift Current, where hotels are always booked, and people are overweight, mouthy and completely unhelpful.
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| 3. | stockton college | ||
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#4 Liberal arts college in the nation, Harvard is #1...stockton is for lovers, we have Benny's and shoebies and some out of staters who God knows what they were thinking for paying this ridiculous out of state tuition, we have a bunch of tree hugging hippes and cops who are security guards with a gun instead of mase, they are all fat so if you need to get away...run into the vast Pine Barrons where you will more than likely get lost but you wont be locked up by Sto-Po...the girls are either sorority girls aka the fakest girls alive or they are wifed up by their boyfriend who goes to some other school in New jersey but still does a guy at stockton to make up for the absence of his 4 incher. We have gangsters and we have posers, we drink at the corner and 10 west and absegami high school girls make cameos on a regular occasion so they can go to HS the next day and tell the tale of the college ding a ling. Go here, we get sloppy and makeout and all of our frats are only a hop skip and a jump away, on a map Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines
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| 4. | ya-dude | ||
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Obnoxious arrogant young men (often college aged) with very little to say, yet can not shut up. Prone to talking very loudly when sober, and outright shouting and yelling when drunk. Frequently they drink to get drunk, and do so to excess. They are invariable loud and sloppy drunks. Ya-dudes favor loud bars, and clubs; usually with loud popular music (typically hip hop, or '80s hair metal) that also feature equally vapid young women who favor the bump and grind style of dancing.
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Ya-dudes are frequently observed in the company of slam pigs and pursue women almost exclusively as sexual objects. They normally have terrible taste in music, like action films, and eschew reading. Ya-dudes are generally very concerned about current styles, and status symbols, yet often exercise questionable taste. Ya-dudes often co-opt ebonics and other forms of urban speech and use it without irony. They are typically caucasian but can be of any race, and have previously been referred to as white hats and todds. The term is most prevalent in New England and to a lesser degree in other Northeast states, and can encompass several other types of obnoxious young men including jocks, frat boys, preppies, and guidos. A quick way to ... |
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| 5. | street squish | ||
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Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent. "Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
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| 6. | drunken earthquake | ||
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When the number of stumbling drunk people has surpassed a threshold that gives the sitting spectator the impression that an earthquake is occurring. Holy shit it looks like we are in the midst of a drunken earthquake!
Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts! Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake. |
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| 7. | Skank Wagon | ||
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1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband. 2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot. 1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"
2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!! |
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