| 1. | Fuck Boy | ||
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when smoking weed a blunt or jay
that is rolled horrible or sloppy. DAMN SAHN YOU ROLLED A TRUE FUCK BOY !
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| 2. | Fallout Boy | ||
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A shitty excuse for a band: Their alternative style lacks in musical development. Their songs lack variety in rhythm, consisting mostly of sloppy thrashing power chords and smashing drums. They have absolutely no ability to pull of a decent live performance, and they lack improvisational skills completely. They can't jam, they can't compose intricate style with solos and whatnot, so FUCK THEM!, and all the similar punk-pussy bullshit out there. BITCH: "Hey, have you heard the new fallout boy CD?"
DUDE: "No, why the fuck would you listen to that shit???" BITCH:"Cause I'm a stupid narrow-minded bitch." DUDE: "Good." |
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| 3. | Sloppy Biscuit | ||
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Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit
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| 4. | Sloppy Seconds | ||
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A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying. Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.
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| 5. | Sloppy Louisiana | ||
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When you blow your load in a girls nostril and it drips out the other nostril. abbreviated SL "Dude yesterday i totally did a sloppy Louisiana on my bitch last night it was in a word amazing."
"Thats my boy damn i did that last week i am proud." |
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| 6. | fancy boy | ||
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A man who tries to cultivate an image of himself as being elegant and refined by wearing fancy, expensive clothes and using affected mannerisms. He's not stereotypically "manly", and often seems effete. In the past they were known as a fop or a dandy. Not the same thing as a metrosexual, but vaguely similar. A sloppily-dressed man sees an elegantly-dressed man walk past.
Sloppy man, sarcastically: "Hey, fancy boy! Nice clothes!" Fancy boy: "Oh please, you wish you looked this good." |
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| 7. | Linkin Park. | ||
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This is the clincher for all of you haters/lovers of Linkin Park:
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OK, so it's nu-metal music. So? People have different tastes in music- the idea for things in life is to keep an open mind. This applies to music too. Some people listen to Slipknot. That's fine by me, if they like it, let them listen to it. Some people listen to Nickelback. OK, if that's their cup of tea, more power to them. I don't quite frankly care if I get bashed for saying this: Linkin Park are musicians. They all know how to manage their instruments, and they can get a decent sound out of them. Don't you dare tell me that Joseph Hahn cannot DJ, he can turntable and use his computer skills exquisitely, and don't you dare tell me Brad Delson is a "guitard", he can shape chords even if they're not the most complex. The vocal styling for Linkin Park is undoubedly generic nu-metal, but so what? What distincts them from other nu-metal acts are the people who are doing it. There is not going to be another Shinoda or Bennington, period. They are the only ones with their kind of vocal tone. To the haters, I'm getting the vibe from your flames, bashing, unconstructive criticism, and full-out spam that you are all simply immature 5th graders that have nothing better to do than: A)Jump on the bandwagon and insult a musically capable band just because everyone else is... B)Fill a site up with pointless remarks that I can HARDLY DEFINE AS A _DEFINITION_. If you are older than 10, I feel s... |
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