Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty 

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

sloopy toppy 

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

sloopy toppy by marycary May 29, 2017

Slooty Nickel 

1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.

Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday

Slooty Nickel by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010

Slooty Nickel 

A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.

JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?

Slooty Nickel by CaliforniaDreaming15 June 10, 2010

sloopy gilligan 

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

sloopy gilligan by Courtney Love's last functioning ovary. September 29, 2006

Sloopy Joe 

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy

dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K

Sloopy Joe by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010

Swoopty Woop

When a beer pong ball shoots at a cup and spins out. a beer pong teaser. this famous term was made popular by Dallas Corcoran.

Dallas: Dude no, not the swoopty woop!

Swoopty Woop by jarmojack April 29, 2008