Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

slooter 

Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!

Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!

slooter by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004

slopstar 

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.

That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.

slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

Sloosher 

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.

Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher

Sloosher by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006

Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

Spoonster by reaybe January 30, 2014

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018