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Slonking 

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
Slonking by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
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Slonkied 

The act of getting completely wasted
Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

doneski sonski 

1. To be finished with an activity

2. To reach the pinnacle of being fucked up
(person 1): Look at how fucked up Dinski is
(person 2): Yeah, he's doneski sonski
doneski sonski by Jorhizzle April 6, 2006
Someone who wears socks and sandals in public.
Jy lyk soos n slonsie vandag
Slonsie by Wat de hel 101 August 24, 2019
Used as a pronoun to take the place of any person place thing or etc that is pre-understood by both people.
"Grab me a skonski out of the fridge" (here, it is understood that the person wants a beer from the fridge)

"Skonski over here is being a real douchebag"
(here, it is being used to describe a person who happens to be a douchebag)

"yo, skonski, grab me the skonski out of the skonski"

(used only by the most advanced, it really could mean anything, but used only when both people know exactly what is going on)
Skonski by Mal H. October 16, 2008
A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"
Slowski by cheetohater February 4, 2010