Slongker 

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

Slongker by I3loop April 9, 2014

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

slonger 

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

slonger by Dicky July 15, 2005

Slangle 

A situation that is impossible to escape.

That girl is in a slangle, she's definitely going to die.

Slangle by tylerandlianne April 14, 2011

spongle 

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

spongle by c1187600 February 20, 2007

sloglen 

a sloglen is describing a person either in a nice way or a mean may

wow ryley is so cool hes just such a sloglen wow nicks such a fucking sloglen

sloglen by notlouiebrain August 25, 2021

tip of the slongue 

A slip of the tongue when trying to say “slip of the tongue”

Nihal: “Sorry, I had a tip of the slongue.”
Johann: “A what?”
Nihal: “A tip of the tongue, a slip of the slongue!”
Johann: “Ohh, a slip of the tongue”

tip of the slongue by ooopsay March 16, 2023