n. - a person, usually male, around 6'3, with a heavy British accent that sounds like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Synonyms- Sam
The act of poking someone while they are asleep.
Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.
Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.
When you have been eating a lot of salt, or 'cloggy' foods, and you have a drink of either coke or pepsi. A sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. A cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.
'I need a sloke after that pizza!'
'The way it slokes down my throat...incredible'
'Bursting for a sloke i swear! I'm so dehydrated :('
To slap and choke someone. This could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.
Blake found out the baby wasn't his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!
Is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.
the Sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.