slojan 

Drinking a beverage out of a condom

Jartholomew: What's a slojan
Jameson: Slojan deez nuts
Lagone: “MY FUCKING MIC CSNT HESR SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPERM BITCH”

slojan by leetus May 23, 2021

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

sload by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

Slodging 

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015

slowdive 

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

slowdive by Nick November 20, 2004

slod-pocket 

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

slod-pocket by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Slodgy 

slodgy is a term most commonly used to describe poos that contain some hardened chunks of poo burried within that lovely wet exterior. However, sometimes these chunks can stick out of the side and be seen fairly clearly. The most common cause for slodgy poos are consuming too many bum hairs, the stinkier the bum hairs the more chance you will have slodgy poos when you go to the bathroom.

Might delete later, just did a slodgy poo

What a succulent batty, i bet they have lots of slodgy poos

Slodgy by JimmysGiantBattyCheeks April 25, 2021