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Slothitis 

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
Slothitis by RohanL May 14, 2020
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a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005

slopity topity 

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.
Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”
A man who lets other men tickle his bumhole!
I want all the men in this room to shohit me
shohit by Glenn macville April 3, 2007
A common name oftentimes used for sluts, whores, and tortillas.
Wow, look at that slorita. She's such a slorita. Jeez.
Slorita by ChristineCao October 1, 2011
an act done at a slow pace
The slowity of the girl caused long waiting lines at the Driver Examination Centre
slowity by krystle dl July 19, 2006