slowdotna 

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

slowdotna by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

Soldotna 

A small town in Alaska as ugly as hell. The majority of the population have a meth lab in their basement. Soldotna has a horrible junior a hockey team called the brown bears. There is a Fred meyers there. Other than that there isn't much there.

Astronaut 1: what the hell is all of that shit spewing out of the earth?
Astronaut 2: Soldotna

Soldotna by Ak7987 November 8, 2009

Soldotna 

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

Soldotna by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

Slootnation 

Slootnation also known as ‘Singapore’ is a multicultural nation with abundance of attention seeking whores who clubs, rave and fuck everyday and complaints that they are facing hardship after rushing last minute to complete a basic assignment.

Eh bro where wanna travel ah? Damn stress from work ah.
Slootnation la dei paradise if you haven’t busted a nut in awhile

Slootnation by roderickhehexx October 12, 2019