aka, Chester Cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural
may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze
Person B: I bet i didnt involve a SLOCOC, which would have made it extra creepy
Person A: What the fuck is SLOCOC???
Person B: well wouldnt YOU like to know, with your slow jerking shannanigans and whatnot