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Juvia Lockster

A semi-main character of Fairy Tail and a water mage. Starting off as an enemy to the main characters, she later reformed and joined their guild. She has an obsessive crush on Gray Fullbuster and also considers Loke a reasonable shipping partner for Lucy (in other words, she's cool AF)
"Although we may defeat our enemies, the mages of Fairy Tail would never take their lives." -Juvia Lockster
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Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Slacktern by Dreamz October 30, 2008

slinkster 

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.
"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"
slinkster by lola January 21, 2005

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

Blockster 

A blockchain hustler. Someone who makes money with crypto. Be it a crypto trader, investor, HODLer, entrepreneur, project owner, content maker, artist, or anyone involved in the crypto world.
John is such a blockster. He spends all his day reading crypto price predictions.
Blockster by DLT lover July 23, 2021

Red Slobster 

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009