1. Your buddies girlfriend who is always strutting around and takes away his rights ass a man to drink, go fishing, and talk about pussy.
I hope your slobberpuss of a girlfriend gets hit by a train
by haybal May 02, 2010
a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.
Karens slobberpuss was so hairy, it flossed my teeth when I went down on her.
by BenJammin484 February 27, 2007