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2.
A. To hurl or throw an object across a room in distaste for it's use. Often caused by frustration and accompanied by uncontrollable foul language. Usually an object that is either no longer working, or is unable to be used properly by an individual.

B. To be befouled or violated by an individual in a disgusting manner. Usually sexual by nature.
a. "He sloamed it across the room"

b. " I was sloamed at the weekend"
by Carne May 03, 2007
 
1.
A disturbing situation or thing or person that squelches and/or glurps
Don't be such a sloam you fuckass
by linear soul child July 31, 2003