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Silly Little Jelly Dildo Apparatus
1) Hey, did you see that sljda on sale at Semen Marcus?
2) I've always wanted to try an sljda, but I'm afraid I'll be embarrassed and turn red upon purchase.
3) Man I wish I could find my sljda, I've grown sick of my other toys.
by Tissue Box Arquette May 14, 2006