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13.
Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
by Iamtheother January 14, 2011
 
1.
a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
by casley July 10, 2008
 
2.
A "dirty south" term for intoxicated
yo im slizzard from that drank
by clawkasion June 26, 2005
 
3.
A state of high intoxication from alcohol.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
by FMTeam August 02, 2010
 
4.
So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard
Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard
by Christian Beast September 29, 2010
 
5.
One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol.
Damn last night shawtay got "slizzard".
by Lisa Ceezy February 21, 2003
 
6.
drunk, tipsy, smashed
Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose,
And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,
by mr_gregi October 04, 2007
 
7.
A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .
GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!
by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 08, 2010