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18.
What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
by mishae October 22, 2010
 
1.
a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
by casley July 10, 2008
 
2.
A "dirty south" term for intoxicated
yo im slizzard from that drank
by clawkasion June 26, 2005
 
3.
A state of high intoxication from alcohol.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
by FMTeam August 02, 2010
 
4.
So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard
Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard
by Christian Beast September 29, 2010
 
5.
One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol.
Damn last night shawtay got "slizzard".
by Lisa Ceezy February 21, 2003
 
6.
drunk, tipsy, smashed
Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose,
And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,
by mr_gregi October 04, 2007
 
7.
A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .
GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!
by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 08, 2010