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1.
a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
by casley July 10, 2008
 
22.
to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices
Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.
by redmeat17 January 31, 2011
 
23.
A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.
Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.
by captainlandpirate. November 11, 2010
 
24.
Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.
Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?
by ChawillCha November 11, 2010
 
25.
Dairy Queens new flavor of blizzard.
Joe:Hey Tim, did you try dairy queens new blizzard flavor?
Tim: Nope, what is it?
Joe: It's Slizzard.
by LLAMASRFOSHIZZLE November 07, 2010
 
26.
Verb - the act of becoming intoxicated by ingesting sliced lizzards
oh man, last night, that gecko really got me slizzard.
by _fatguy November 24, 2010
 
27.
When a girl gets so drunk that she ends up with a blizzard of cum on her face.
My bitch got slizzard last night
by Anonjerkfaise October 08, 2010
 
28.
A slutty skeezeball.
Emily Crozier is a slizzard.
by Joe and Sidney .. November 01, 2010