Top Definition
a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
by casley July 10, 2008
When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.
Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.
by Mamalicabubuday July 30, 2013
when a person is both drunk and high
That guy who passed out it so slizzard!
by myguitar February 20, 2011

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.
The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard
by Grrawr!!! December 15, 2011
What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
by mishae October 22, 2010
a state of high intoxication (mostly from alcohol, but not limited to) where you think you are a slutty lizard
John: Damn, shawty already made out with five guys
Adam: Damn, she is real slizzard tonight
by Paintboy December 13, 2010
An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.
We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.
by Clara Flaudenhosen October 26, 2010
to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices
Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.
by redmeat17 January 31, 2011

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