a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
by casley July 10, 2008
A word you use to say ur drunk
"Got ma partna in da 'lac talkin bout let's go, but I'm still slizzard from da night b4...."
-boyz n da hood-
by flosscarrots July 24, 2006
Getting heavily intoxicated and feeling like a G6, like a G6-6. It is imperative to feel like a G6 or else you are not slizzard.
I'm about to go out on the town and get mother fucking slizzard. Of course, I will need to feel like a G6, so fire up the jet.
by DrSlizzard October 08, 2010
A term used for being intoxicated or drunk. Possible etymology: The common urban tmesis of "izz" inserted into the word "slurred.". Whereas "slurred" would be the indication of being drunk and slurring ones speech. Sl-izz-urred or Sl-izz-ard.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
by HHEB November 01, 2010
When two girls are scissoring and a dude tries to get in on it.
Dude last night my girlfriend wanted us to have a threesome with this other really hot chick, but when we got home they scissored the whole time and I just spent the whole night tryin to slizzor in on that shit. Damn, I was so down to get slizzard.
by sadpython696 October 13, 2010
Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
by Iamtheother January 14, 2011
A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.
Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."

Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"

Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
by B-Neeze816 March 26, 2012
Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”
by thisonesfortrinkle June 13, 2011

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