slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

slizzared

slizzared is the new schwasted. you are sloppy, drunk, high, and fucked up. you may potentially be on drugs. but...everyones coo wit it.

erin: let's get slizzared.
allie: im so slizzared
mikayla: like a G6

slizzared by mikeral September 9, 2010

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

slizzurred 

excessively drunk

that billy dee got me slizzurred like u-wayyy

damn we bout slizzurred as hell

slizzurred by ntshan April 28, 2004

Slizered 

to get drunk and high and the same time.

i was halla slizered yesterday.

Slizered by mattmcclune May 17, 2007

slizzered 

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

slizzered by Anonymous March 11, 2003

slizzered 

A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.

Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.

slizzered by Mary Theroux March 22, 2011