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1. slitch
A slut and a bitch
You're one real slitch
by Eddy Apr 26, 2004 share this
2. slitch
To sustain a serious yet insidious injury. The victim is unaware until informed by others.
The Wizard of Oz refers to "the kitchen took a slitch" which means the whole house was lifted off the ground and thrown right back to the ground after traveling some distance, (whether a real or imagined distance), by a tornado, and the extent of the damage is not really appreciated until the munchkins sing about it. "The kitchen took a slitch". During the movie, we assumed that the kitchen, in Dorothy's house was just fine, even though it had sustained the damage caused by a tornado. After all, we are American Movie Fans, and we leave our logical brains at the door. Most of us never even heard the reference to "slitch" nor, if we did hear and understand that word, nor did we ever suscribe this element of insidiousness to it, if we did understand what "slitch" meant.
3. Slitch
The clever combination of 'slut and 'bitch'. A girl or woman you can get into bed with little or no effort, however, after removing her from your home she becomes a bitch.
Perry: I pulled a right slut last night but she told my wife what I did the next day.

Harry: What a slitch.
4. slitch
A combination of the words slut and witch.

Meaning someone who can be a bit slutty and who uses her sexual appeal via flirting and teasing to cast a spell over others, be-witching them with her charms.

A group of slitches is known as a coven.
That slitch has really got me under her spell.

How can a man resist that slitch when she is so sexy and teases him to much.

I'm feeling slitchy tonight = I'm feeling naughty/horny/flirty tonight.
5. slitch
n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.
Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)
6. slitch
A golf swing that results in your ball hooking to the right.

Also a slutty bitch
I went golfing and slitched at least once on every hole.

She fucks everyone, what a slitch.
7. Slitch
Combination Slut Bitch
That slitch gave me the clap.
by anonymous May 2, 2003 share this
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