slit a bitches throat 

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

slit a bitches throat by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

Just A Slit 

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.

(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.

Just A Slit by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Slit af 

A combination of "sick" and "lit af", providing for a greater level of supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness.

*flips bottle into a basketball hoop, while dabbing*
"dude that was slit af"
"Golly, thanks a lot :D"

Slit af by yoloswaggin58 July 10, 2016

slit and slat 

A Brazilian wax; removal of pubic hair from the vagina and ass. The female version of back, crack, and sack.

Susie had her pubes waxed out of her slit and slat so that she could wear a tiny bikini on spring break without being embarrased by stray hairs.

slit and slat by Suzanne R. December 9, 2008

slit-ass 

The anus, when it has been properly converted into a sexual zone in the process of feminization of a {slutboy].

The Mistress: Keep dildoing, slutboy, keep working... Soon we will turn this meaningless hole of yours into a fair slit-ass.

slit-ass by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

slit-arse cunt by Tone 18 March 19, 2007