| 1. | Slippery Kenny | ||
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Act of Pouring 10W-40 Motor Oil in a girls anus, and then having doggystyle sex with her. Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic
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| 2. | slick | ||
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Slippery or well lubricated (Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker
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| 3. | camelonasophobia | ||
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(lit. "fear of the camel's nose") Psychological condition characterized by strong negative emotional reactions, not to what is actually happening at the moment, but to something that might possibly happen in the future if the present behaviors, circumstances, etc. are allowed to continue. (From the old story about a camel putting its nose into a tent, and eventually taking over the entire tent.) Jim: "I tell you, if we don't stop these immigrants now, pretty soon we'll all be forced to speak Spanish all the time, eat nothing but bean tacos, listen to mariachi music all day, and do the Mexican hat dance! We real Americans will be outnumbered! Our culture will be overwhelmed!"
Tim: "Whoa, that's some serious camelonasophobia, dude." |
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| 4. | dirty koehler | ||
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Someone that cleans up a Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodriguez.
After I dropped a Dirty Sanchez on Melany, I had to have a dirty Koehler come in to clean it up.
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| 5. | slippery scotsman | ||
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The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim. I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!
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| 6. | thorold mudslide | ||
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If someone is sitting on the floor in front of you and you are sat above them you rap your legs around their head and shart. Slippery poop will then dribble down the back of the persons neck simulating a mudslide. Jim wrapped his legs around sarah's head to fart on her head but insted gave her a thorold mudslide.
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| 7. | white angel | ||
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To defecate and leave no trace of such upon the shit rag} Even if you are assured of a white angel you must still ensure to wipe once.
(Toilette Etiquette first published 1874) |
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